forgetyeahcomics:

“do you have a girlfriend?”

“no but sometimes people on the internet flirt with me and I have no idea how serious they are about it”

(Source: punkasfrick, via doctor-shagging-rose-tyler)

make-believe-that-i-impress:
*high five* on spreading the hawk nelson love lol

Oh my gosh I saw those posts and it was SUCH a throwback for me. When I was in middle school I was literally obsessed with them

fourleafedcolfer:

i would like to take a moment to thank nani pelekai for being one of the first disney women to ever look like an actual human beingimage

(Source: rotaryphones, via jentesomreiser)

worldpeaces:

do u ever just want to just lay in bed and be extremely lazy with someone

(via reckless-fires)

straaya:

I’m just a needy piece of shit that needs constant reassurance that I’m wanted

(via hotterthanmustafar)

iapollogise:

I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.

(via cancer-sticks-and-jack-daniels)